var Quotation=new Array()

Quotation[0] = "Inconceivable!";
Quotation[1] = "Wait, what?";
Quotation[2] = "The cake is a lie.";
Quotation[3] = "The butler did it!";
Quotation[4] = "Ah! ...Good.";
Quotation[5] = "...";
Quotation[6] = "You got what?";
Quotation[7] = "It seemed like a good idea at the time!";
Quotation[8] = "More logical than you since 2164.";
Quotation[9] = "It's... Your fault!";
Quotation[10] = "Are we there yet?";
Quotation[11] = "*Banner text here*";
Quotation[12] = "... ... ... I have stage fright...";
Quotation[13] = "Ni!";
Quotation[14] = "I can has cheezburger?";
Quotation[15] = "You're not sitting here hitting 'refresh' are you?";
Quotation[16] = "Is this how it works?";
Quotation[17] = "YOU! What planet is this?";
Quotation[18] = "Never give up! Never surrender!";
Quotation[19] = "BECAUSE YOU ARE HEADCRAB ZOMBIE";
Quotation[20] = "MYLES MORGAN?!?! What are YOU doing here!?";
Quotation[21] = "Do you want fries with that?";
Quotation[22] = ":P";
Quotation[23] = "Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins, the greatest little hobbit of them all!";
Quotation[24] = "All your base are belong to us.";
Quotation[25] = "Asps. Very dangerous! ...You go first.";
Quotation[26] = "Waffo!";
Quotation[27] = "Every story's better with a meteor.";
Quotation[28] = "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA- *Cough* *Hack* *Choke* ...I swallowed my mint.";
Quotation[29] = "Rule #2: Never turn down free food.";
Quotation[30] = "Deedni!";
Quotation[31] = "Jar Jar, you're a genius!";
Quotation[32] = "If it's dumb but it works, then it isn't dumb.";
Quotation[33] = "Moo!";
Quotation[34] = "WOOHOOO!! Truckerrrrs...Innn....SPAAACE!!!";
Quotation[35] = "They met! They MATED! She ate him.";
Quotation[36] = "Oh. Oh, a turkey. A turkey in the oven. Oh.";
Quotation[37] = "Milkshakes and Fantasy! Two great tastes that go great together!";
Quotation[38] = "That face of hers, it just makes my heart go- YIPE!!";
Quotation[39] = "Your stunned silence is VERY reassuring...";
Quotation[40] = "Bring me... Blue pages! Heh!";
Quotation[41] = "Bring me the red pages!";
Quotation[42] = "Oh, I threw the pies. Yeeheeheehee...";
Quotation[43] = "Firefox is betta!";
Quotation[44] = "That's beside the point!";
Quotation[45] = "Spy sappin' mah sentry!";
Quotation[46] = "I appear to have burst into flame!";
Quotation[47] = "Desu!";
Quotation[48] = "You couldn't hit the broadside of a barn from the inside!";
Quotation[49] = "It's over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!";
Quotation[50] = "This... Is... SPARTA!!!!!!";
Quotation[51] = "So, d'ya think y're a good person? D'you think you've kept the Ten Commandments? HUH?";
Quotation[52] = "Chuck Norris homeschools. 'Nuff said.";
Quotation[53] = "Drill, baby, drill!";
Quotation[54] = "A coyote wouldn't be that fat!";
Quotation[55] = "Oh, who's my little puppy wuppy dingy doggie?";
Quotation[56] = "Sometimes 'just because' is a perfectly acceptable reason.";
Quotation[57] = "Beware! Beware! His flashing eyes, his floating hair!";
Quotation[58] = "The tools we've been using for the last ten years.";
Quotation[59] = "BOMB KART WILL NOT PUSH SELF!!!";
Quotation[60] = "Jatsu tsappari dikkali dallan Tittali tillan titstan dullaa...";
Quotation[61] = "These are not the droids you are looking for.";
Quotation[62] = "I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.";
Quotation[63] = "Sorry I didn't pluck 'em. Take care with the little bones. Hate to see you choke.";
Quotation[64] = "It's brilliant! It's simple. It's SCIENCE.";
Quotation[65] = "New high definition widescreen presentation with pink frilly edges!";
Quotation[66] = "Proud owner of a Real Official Beard!";
Quotation[67] = "SM VS BIG PIZZA";
Quotation[68] = "You have NOT been poked by ElderDragonRider Xbolt!!!.";
Quotation[69] = "Beauty is in the eye of the B holder.";
Quotation[70] = "The fiend! Why can't he leave the kitty cats out of his nefarious schemes?";
Quotation[71] = "BOOKA!!!";
Quotation[72] = "It came from the refrigerator...";
Quotation[73] = "...of Doom!";
Quotation[74] = "A grill friend is a friend that has a grill.";
Quotation[75] = "Hello? NOOOOOOOOOOO! (yoshi) (yoshi) (yoshi)";
Quotation[76] = "NUUUUUUUUUB!!!!!!!!!!.";
Quotation[77] = "So whaddya want, a cookie?";
Quotation[78] = "Hey guys, look! It's a Giant Mushroom! Maybe it's friendly! :D";
Quotation[79] = "Napkins are part of the foundation that allows society to survive.";
Quotation[80] = "It's not a real movie until you blow something up.";
Quotation[81] = "Beware of grape with wooden mallet.";
Quotation[82] = "...I have no memory of this place.";
Quotation[83] = "They have a cave troll.";
Quotation[84] = "Let's hunt some orc.";
Quotation[85] = "They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!";
Quotation[86] = "Houston, we've had a problem.";
Quotation[87] = "But it is not this day!";
Quotation[88] = "And I'm going to love him, and keep him, and call him George...";
Quotation[89] = "Unlike Taquitos, finals are not awesome.";
Quotation[90] = "Lambs don't walk in puddles. That's why they don't wear boots.";
Quotation[91] = "You're Might Guy, huh? Mighty stupid-looking guy.";
Quotation[92] = "I'll fix it up there, then I'll bring it back here...";
Quotation[93] = "Quid est veritas?";
Quotation[94] = "Remember <u>no</u> man is a failure who has <u>friends</u>.";
Quotation[95] = "Which leaves me no alternative... But to raise your salary.";
Quotation[96] = "Oh I am a 'kunk that looks like a dead cow...";
Quotation[97] = "This statement is false.";
Quotation[98] = "The best thing to come out of the Dot Com crash... Domino PCs!";
Quotation[99] = "MINE!!!";
Quotation[100] = "I have over <del>100</del> <del>200</del> <ins>300</ins> things in the rotation here, you know that?";
Quotation[101] = "No zombie is safe from Chicago Ted.";
Quotation[102] = "Eep. Oop. Op.";
Quotation[103] = "Jetpacks and bazookas: never leave home without them!";
Quotation[104] = "Come back! Come back! To Mordor we will take you!";
Quotation[105] = "We work with metal here.";
Quotation[106] = "That's the first time I've ever seen a kite explode!";
Quotation[107] = "Spot loves orphans and then we shoot him.";
Quotation[108] = "There's no heavier burden than a great potential.";
Quotation[109] = "The report of my death is an exaggeration.";
Quotation[110] = "What shall we do with a drunken sailor?";
Quotation[111] = "I's the b'y that builds the boat.";
Quotation[112] = "Ann? You want to marry Ann? ...Whatever for?";
Quotation[113] = "I hate vans.";
Quotation[114] = "This is thy kindness that thou shalt do for me.";
Quotation[115] = "I think we can safely say, this is the only vegetable with orbital laser support.";
Quotation[116] = "Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow.";
Quotation[117] = "By clicking on external links, you will leave this site.";
Quotation[118] = "It's safer than having you cook.";
Quotation[119] = "Conclusion: Minori is stupid.";
Quotation[120] = "The clue to the A is in the apple.";
Quotation[121] = "Cooking may be an art, based on skill and talent, but baking... is science!";
Quotation[122] = "I have one ingredient which no ancient alchemist had. THE POWER OF THE MICROCHIP!!";
Quotation[123] = "I created pure gold! FROM TRASH!!";
Quotation[124] = "Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.";
Quotation[125] = "Turn on yer lights, ya moron.";
Quotation[126] = "What does opera have to do with a meteoroid?";
Quotation[127] = "I'll take a potato chip... AND EAT IT!";
Quotation[128] = "People die if they are killed...";
Quotation[129] = "So let it be written, so let it be done.";
Quotation[130] = "I am Kira.";
Quotation[131] = "Prepare to be shot <b>and</b> punched in the face!";
Quotation[132] = "Now, Nemo! I'm losing patience.";
Quotation[133] = "The beatings will continue until morale improves.";
Quotation[134] = "It's turtles all the way down!";
Quotation[135] = "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!";
Quotation[136] = "There's a zombie on the lawn.";
Quotation[137] = "Tastes like chicken.";
Quotation[138] = "\"No, John. You are the demons\" And then John was a zombie.";
Quotation[139] = "Refund?! Refund!? Are you crazy?! Refund!? REFUND?! REFUND!?!?!";
Quotation[140] = "My hovercraft is full of eels.";
Quotation[141] = "TOMATO JUICE?!";
Quotation[142] = "Bear. Piano. Heaven.";
Quotation[143] = "Son.... I am disappoint";
Quotation[144] = "And a toilet seat cover.";
Quotation[145] = "Puhi! Puhi!";
Quotation[146] = "Uguu~";
Quotation[147] = "Anpan!";
Quotation[148] = "THOU SHALT EAT MY LIVER-N-CHIVES STIRFRY!!!";
Quotation[149] = "Faraway places have large distances between them...";
Quotation[150] = "Reticulating Splines...";
Quotation[151] = "OVERTIME! OVERTIME! OVERTIMMMEEE!";
Quotation[152] = "[SGW] Portunus :  I don't like you XBolt, you and your pyro brethren";
Quotation[153] = "Ta-dah! Lemonade and sugar cookies! Perfect snacks for revenge!";
Quotation[154] = "The princess is in another castle.";
Quotation[155] = "Mi-Mi-Mikuru Beam!";
Quotation[156] = "We've entered an endless recursion of time.";
Quotation[157] = "Kyon-kun, denwa~";
Quotation[158] = "Whaleware!";
Quotation[159] = "NANDATO..?";
Quotation[160] = "I'M MC AKIO!";
Quotation[161] = "As long as I don't die, college is a fun place.";
Quotation[162] = "A rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle...what possible use could that have?";
Quotation[163] = "Dunk a hair doctor!";
Quotation[164] = "I accidentally the internet. Is this bad?";
Quotation[165] = "Why burn <b>stuff</b>, if we can burn like...<b>way more stuff</b>?!";
Quotation[166] = "SQUIRREL!";
Quotation[167] = "lol this story is based on actual true fiction!";
Quotation[168] = "YEAH TOAST!";
Quotation[169] = "Q('_'Q) O-('_'Q) POW! Q(^v^Q) HAHAHA!";
Quotation[170] = "Bonesaw is ready!";
Quotation[171] = "Room cleaning stop!!";
Quotation[172] = "It's more dirty laundry for you and your GOONS!";
Quotation[173] = "We like our new home! The Gigabyte smelled funny...";
Quotation[174] = "GIANT ENEMY CRAB";
Quotation[175] = "GARBAGE DAY!";
Quotation[176] = "Old Orange Football";
Quotation[177] = "I want all of you who are evil AND cheap, to step forward!";
Quotation[178] = "Eye'm the strongest!";
Quotation[179] = "Yukarin is 17 years old!";
Quotation[180] = "Thank you for assuming the Party Escort Submission Position.";
Quotation[181] = "There are no buses in Gensokyo!";
Quotation[182] = "I, Yuka Kazami, have come to personally insult you.";
Quotation[183] = "That's THE Hacker to you!";
Quotation[184] = "I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite store on the Citadel!";
Quotation[185] = "You no hungry for Marisa. You hungry for HOH POHKEEEEEES!";
Quotation[186] = "Nyoro~n";
Quotation[187] = "Low Maintenance Student";
Quotation[188] = "GRAVITY CAT NOT AMUSED";
Quotation[189] = "There's a snake in my boots!";
Quotation[190] = "You got kidnapped by something that goes on a salad!";
Quotation[191] = "The King is dead. Long live the King!";
Quotation[192] = "Stand back! I'm going to try Science!";
Quotation[193] = "Ed is king of the zombies.";
Quotation[194] = "It's this way for yes, this way for give me a few more seconds.";
Quotation[195] = "OM CHOM CHOM CHOM CHOM!!";
Quotation[196] = "Since I'm Nazrin!";
Quotation[197] = "CIRNO SMASH PUNY LAWS OF CAUSALITY WITH GLACIER-MALLET!";
Quotation[198] = "Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Claus.";
Quotation[199] = "This... Is my BOOMSTICK!";
Quotation[200] = "It's alive! ALIVE! ...I've always wanted to say that.";
Quotation[201] = "I am Arogon son of Alfred";
Quotation[202] = "I say you got to toast me!";
Quotation[203] = "The floor is lava!";
Quotation[204] = "AAAAAAAAAND I have no drinks!";
Quotation[205] = "It's like adding YUYUKO to MYSTIA'S BIRTHDAY PARTY!";
Quotation[206] = "At first it was funny. Then it just got sad. But then it got funny again.";
Quotation[207] = "A maid is a 'mythical being' that all of us have heard about, but have never seen.";
Quotation[208] = "Present day, heh... Present time! HAHAHAHAHAH-";
Quotation[209] = "And what I don't know, I find out.";
Quotation[210] = "Lamp oil, rope, bombs! You want it? It's yours, my friend...";
Quotation[211] = "Nice boat.";
Quotation[212] = "Oh Daddy. You paid too much for that camcorder.";
Quotation[213] = "You couldn't pay nobody to steal your car.";
Quotation[214] = "Wait! We can't stop here. This is bat country!";
Quotation[215] = "I AM ERROR.";
Quotation[216] = "so i herd u liek mudkipz";
Quotation[217] = "JOO AR NOE MATJ FOUR SANVIJ";
Quotation[218] = "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.";
Quotation[219] = "To stop a gaben, hit control, press the gaben.";
Quotation[220] = "Oh? Everyone seems quite smart today! Did you eat something bad?";
Quotation[221] = "2:40";
Quotation[222] = "Azunyan-san!";
Quotation[223] = "I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster.";
Quotation[224] = "I... I saw Catnarok.";
Quotation[225] = "It's not that I know everything. I just know what I know.";
Quotation[226] = "Where there's smoke, there's SCIENCE!";
Quotation[227] = "I WAS FROZEN TODAY!";
Quotation[228] = "Why contain it? ... ... ...s'cool.";
Quotation[229] = "Old men, running the world. A new age!";
Quotation[230] = "her sake NOT EVEN DROP";
Quotation[231] = "Our evil plan is working...";
Quotation[232] = "ASDFBURGER";
Quotation[233] = "Even if the ratings are good, if I don't like it, then that means it STINKS!!";
Quotation[234] = "I respect others opinions, it just happens that yours is wrong.";
Quotation[235] = "You maniacs! You blew it up!";
Quotation[236] = "So the kitten power display is rendered pointless.";
Quotation[237] = "They're coming to get you, Barbra.";
Quotation[238] = "Yeah, they're dead. They're... all messed up.";
Quotation[239] = "Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb...";
Quotation[240] = "Mukyukyukyu~";
Quotation[241] = "Owata! \\(^o^)/";
Quotation[242] = "Fishing is fun!";
Quotation[243] = "Pride doesn't give you FOOD!";
Quotation[244] = "Nuke the entire site from orbit--it's the only way to be sure.";
Quotation[245] = "To the German Commander: \"Nuts!\" - The American Commander";
Quotation[246] = "I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve.";
Quotation[247] = "Short answer: Yeah. Long answer: Heck yeah.";
Quotation[248] = "We're talking in theoretical cookies.";
Quotation[249] = "Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain. Why is he climbing a mountain?";
Quotation[250] = "Sloppy Copy Goober Goppy";
Quotation[251] = "Does a equal a?";
Quotation[252] = "UNITS!";
Quotation[253] = "What a shame.";
Quotation[254] = "A bomb!";
Quotation[255] = "I spill my drink!";
Quotation[256] = "My vision is augmented.";
Quotation[257] = "Mistah Jaycee Denton in da fresh!";
Quotation[258] = "I... I... I thought you were a GEP gun.";
Quotation[259] = "Double rainbow all the way!";
Quotation[260] = "HEY LOOK! A DISTRACTION!";
Quotation[261] = "HERE TO STEAL ALL OUR SOCKS, I TELL YA! OUR SOOOOOCKS!!";
Quotation[262] = "I will try to defuse it. I failed.";
Quotation[263] = "You are a lunatic. Go away.";
Quotation[264] = "I am the man who arranges the blocks that continue to fall from up above.";
Quotation[265] = "THE TICKETS ARE NOW DIAMONDS.";
Quotation[266] = "I'm on a horse.";
Quotation[267] = "UNATCO? Savage. UNATCO? No. Savage. U-UNATCO? Savage.";
Quotation[268] = "> Quickly retrieve arms from safe.";
Quotation[269] = "Capitalism, ho!";
Quotation[270] = "[an error occurred while processing this directive]";
Quotation[271] = "\\SHAMEIMARU/";
Quotation[272] = "A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.";
Quotation[273] = "End of line.";
Quotation[274] = "Speak softly and carry a big stick.";
Quotation[275] = "A HOODLUM'S GONNA STEAL MY CUUUUUTENEEEEESS!";
Quotation[276] = "That sock needs a good darning. Darn you, sock!";
Quotation[277] = "I'm goin' outside to play.";
Quotation[278] = "Hatapffft!!!";
Quotation[279] = "Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. You are now more corrupted.";
Quotation[280] = "Cookies are delicious delicacies.";
Quotation[281] = "Vegetables are what food eats.";
Quotation[282] = "I love the smell of napalm in the morning.";
Quotation[283] = "I don't have room either.";
Quotation[284] = "Punk Cactus is Punk";
Quotation[285] = "Miss Yukari! Come quick! You're being challenged by a fish!";
Quotation[286] = "*twinkle* *twinkle* \"This is the skin of a killer.\"";
Quotation[287] = "You can't spell \"Icepick\" without \"epic\".";
Quotation[288] = "Play Minecraft. Watch Top Gear. Get Flag.";
Quotation[289] = "SPACE JUMP!!!";
Quotation[290] = "It will be called WarHamster40K and the Gears of War.";
Quotation[291] = "Laser Cows. Just like real cows! Only with lasers.";
Quotation[292] = "Don't be fooled, Touhou is for real men.";
Quotation[293] = "YouTube is a website on the Internet. Nico Nico Douga is the Internet on a website.";
Quotation[294] = "And the other one... how should I say it... She wears a bagel.";
Quotation[295] = "For duty and humanity!";
Quotation[296] = "Hey kid, I'm a computer. Stop all the downloading! Help computer.";
Quotation[297] = "I, um... I think we have to build a space helicopter.";
Quotation[298] = "Well I have a red one if you'd like that better.";
Quotation[299] = "I am helpful and friendly and kind, and I bring destruction to all humans.";
Quotation[300] = "I am John Smith.";
Quotation[301] = "No! Not that! Anything but that! You mustn't give up, honey. Live, I say! Live!";
Quotation[302] = "Attention boat owner! We are the cops! I command you! To pick us up!";
Quotation[303] = "slaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrgggggggggg";
Quotation[304] = "I've got it! But it only works for massless chickens in a vacuum.";
Quotation[305] = "(Translator's note: keikaku means plan)";
Quotation[306] = "<b>I'm Batman.</b> And I can <b>breathe in space.</b>";
Quotation[307] = "That explains <b>everything</b>!";
Quotation[308] = "Only a little.";
Quotation[309] = "beards are glorious and needs to be encouraged";
Quotation[310] = "Oh I'm sorr-Heeeey!";
Quotation[311] = "I wan ged a terdul.";
Quotation[312] = "Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.";
Quotation[313] = "That is not a panel. That's a crusher. We sell them too.";
Quotation[314] = "3.1415926535";
Quotation[315] = "MORE GUNS";
Quotation[316] = "Rainbow to you!";
Quotation[317] = "Searching. Emergence. Discovery.";
Quotation[318] = "Nobody murdered me. Or put me in a potato. Or fed me to birds.";
Quotation[319] = "I'm in space.";
Quotation[320] = "I'm the man who's gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! With the lemons!";
Quotation[321] = "Number series are fun.";
Quotation[322] = "A runabout! I'll STEAL it! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!";
Quotation[323] = "COREONEONAKEYBOARDINSPACE";
Quotation[324] = "Wouldn't all our air go into space and space air move to Earth?";
Quotation[325] = "Press X to Jason";
Quotation[326] = "Fluff.";
Quotation[327] = "Beep.";
Quotation[328] = "All hail Reimu, Shrine Maiden of Canada!";
Quotation[329] = "same thing as same, shoot jump crate, shoot jump crate, shoot jump spy crate.";
Quotation[330] = "Don't turn in front of me when I'm sneezing!";
Quotation[331] = "Blub is a blurb.";
Quotation[332] = "I don't wanna sound like a... Pipe bomb!";
Quotation[333] = "I killed the mirror. And my shower door.";
Quotation[334] = "THIS is what I did. BILLY MAYS HERE! Okay? 'ATs what I did.";
Quotation[335] = "This face... *cry*";
Quotation[336] = "I wwebsite as on the internet";
Quotation[337] = "TV says donuts are high in fat. Kazoo.";
Quotation[338] = "I have had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plane!";

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